Window (does not) Own!
Microsoft's is one of the most successive companies in the world today Below is a comprehensive list of all versions of Windows released by Microsoft.
Release date | Version | Analysis |
---|---|---|
June 1985 | Windows 1.01 | Horrible. |
August 1986 | Windows 1.03 | What a piece of crap. |
Dec. 1987 | Windows 2.03 | See above. |
June 1988 | Windows 2.1 | Lame. |
May 1990 | Windows 3.0 | WTF |
April 1992 | Windows 3.1 | 3.1, new and still crappy! |
October 1992 | Windows For Workgroups 3.1 | Yawn. |
Feb. 1993 | Microsoft Bob | Cool name, but it eats tits. |
August 1993 | Windows NT 3.1 | Meh. |
Nov. 1993 | Windows For Workgroups 3.11 | What the hell is a "workgroup"? |
Sept. 1994 | Windows NT 3.5 | BULLSHIT! Sucks. |
Nov. 1994 | Windows NT 3.51 | Windows 3.5 for the 1337. |
August 1995 | Windows 95 | Finally, something good. |
Sept. 1996 | Windows NT 4.0 | Whatever. |
June 1998 | Windows 98 | Yay for memory leaks! |
Feb. 2000 | Windows 2000 | Blue screen of death in a box. |
July 2000 | Windows Me | See above. |
October 2001 | Windows XP (SP2 Prof.) | Pwns. |
April 2003 | Windows Server 2003 | K. |
Nov. 2006 | Windows Vista | More like Windows Gaysta, lol. |
If you don't agree with me, well I can't do anything about it, cause i don't wanna waste my time over some crap thing like Windows, if u love windows or hate windows the fact remains they own the market share (not for long)....
peace \m/
Table taken from Here
2 comments:
uncyclopedia \m/ lol
truly \m/
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