Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Window (does not) Own!

Microsoft's is one of the most successive companies in the world today Below is a comprehensive list of all versions of Windows released by Microsoft.

Release date Version Analysis
June 1985 Windows 1.01 Horrible.
August 1986 Windows 1.03 What a piece of crap.
Dec. 1987 Windows 2.03 See above.
June 1988 Windows 2.1 Lame.
May 1990 Windows 3.0 WTF
April 1992 Windows 3.1 3.1, new and still crappy!
October 1992 Windows For Workgroups 3.1 Yawn.
Feb. 1993 Microsoft Bob Cool name, but it eats tits.
August 1993 Windows NT 3.1 Meh.
Nov. 1993 Windows For Workgroups 3.11 What the hell is a "workgroup"?
Sept. 1994 Windows NT 3.5 BULLSHIT! Sucks.
Nov. 1994 Windows NT 3.51 Windows 3.5 for the 1337.
August 1995 Windows 95 Finally, something good.
Sept. 1996 Windows NT 4.0 Whatever.
June 1998 Windows 98 Yay for memory leaks!
Feb. 2000 Windows 2000 Blue screen of death in a box.
July 2000 Windows Me See above.
October 2001 Windows XP (SP2 Prof.) Pwns.
April 2003 Windows Server 2003 K.
Nov. 2006 Windows Vista More like Windows Gaysta, lol.

If you don't agree with me, well I can't do anything about it, cause i don't wanna waste my time over some crap thing like Windows, if u love windows or hate windows the fact remains they own the market share (not for long)....
peace \m/

Table taken from Here